Laugh

"Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life." - Unknown

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

  (Hardly seems worth it.)

• The human heart creates enough pressure, when it pumps, to squirt blood 30 feet.

  (Oh my God!)

• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

  (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

  (Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig.)

• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

  (Do not try this at home ... maybe at work.)

• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

  ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

• A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

  (30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine??)

• A catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

  (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

  (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity)

• Butterflies taste with their feet.

  (Something I always wanted to know.)

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

  (Hmm ...)

• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

  (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

  (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

• A cat's urine glows under a black light.

  (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

  (I know some people like that.)

• Starfish have no brains.

  (I know some people like that too.)

• Polar bears are left-handed.

  (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

  (What about that pig??)